WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!? Gay Comic Book Telling Niggas How To Be On The DL!!!!!!!!!

Damn you Mediatakeout.com!!!!!!! This story is ridiculous. A comic book talking about how black men can get away with being on the DL (See Here). There's a lot of shit wrong with this picture. Here they are:

1. Black folks don't read comics. Well they're might be a handful tops but most comic book fans are nerdy looking virgin Asians and Whites with too much time on their fans. Black people got football, basketball, alcohol and fucking for all that.

2. GAY COMIC BOOKS!!!!! SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!? This can't be serious. If it is they don't sell shit. I'm not trying to stereotype gay people but comic book fans????? I have too much respect for them to think they're taste for reading is on par with their no pussy getting heterosexual brethren.

I could go on but this would turn into one of my longer posts. If this is true its a waste of paper. What the fuck isn't these days but this takes the cake. Black men on the DL don't need an instruction manual, just a girlfriend or wife who doesn't think you're gay. Now for the black women who have the type of sweet boy who walks and talks like a straight dude then I blame it on a bad choice and say "Its all in the game." But for the girls who are messing with those flamboyant and over the top obvious dick bandits than you are a joke I will never get tired of hearing. That's why I can't feel pity for a woman like Terry McMillan. Sure she got her groove back but in the end she was bouncing up on some shit dick. No disrespect Ms. McMillan you're not first black chick to find out your man was in the closet. You're just the black chick who paid the most to divorce the shit dick.

Just like I said about the transformers a while ago these muthafuckas need to be up front. Not just with these girls but with themselves. You can't say you're not gay and like having a guy's dick in your mouth or whatever you like to do in private. How many girls do anybody know who likes sucking or having a dick up in them when it was balls deep in another man's ass or mouth? Not many I bet. So save some lives the trouble of your denials niggas if you get down like that. Make the rest of us feel gay...in the happy sense.

To Be Continued...

Chris Brown That Trick??????

Lick in the door, wavin the four-four
All you heard was, "Poppa don't hit me no more"
-Notorious B.I.G.

Every time I hear about one of these entertainment stars going Ike Turner I can't seem to get that Biggie verse out my head.

Last week I was reading through some hip hop and black gossip on one of these sites. It may have been Mediatakeout.com I'm not sure but they had this post about Baltimore having a new club track called Chris Brown That Trick. Very curious I had to go to the link and it sounded like I thought it would be. The first 30 seconds of listening was funny but after that it got dull since I'm not a nigga you'll find in the club these days or any day for that matter.

Quite frankly, I don't know why this story about Chris Brown and Rhianna is still getting play. I mean I know but still why isn't this old to everybody yet. With these news shows and magazines they have to hype, twist, and over report a story until some other retarded tid bit pops us. What, we don't all remember Ike and Tina (R.I.P. Ike) or Rick James (R.I.P. to you to dude) burning that woman with his crack pipe while he hold her hostage during one of his binges. Celebrities acting a fool on women is not news but as common as a white kid shooting up their classmates.

What really pisses me off our these idiot Chris Brown and Rihanna fans who are all up in arms over this bullshit. He fucked her up, she took him back. Drop it already. Don't get mad at him or her or Diddy for letting them use his house to reconcile or to re-enact parts of the What's Love Got To Do With It movie. I bet you most these stupid bitches wouldn't pick up a phone or a helping hand to help someone in their neighborhood or family who are getting their ass kicked in on a daily basis. Its funny how people are more attentive and invested in strangers than their own. Just because they accepted you Myspace request does not make you their friend. Their real friends are the ones taking them to the ER after they "Cheddar Bob" themselves in a nightclub (Sorry Giants fans) or sitting in prison refusing to snitch about you lying about taking steroids (sorry Barry Bonds fans). Those are their peoples and everyone else are just muthafuckas paying for them to act a fool. NOW CHRIS BROWN THAT SHIT!!!!!

To Be Continued...

Letting Go of the Past Part II: Once Again Who Gives A Fuck

I had a long ass night. In a good way though. I checked out the movies Underworld 3 and Paul Blart Mall Cop on my 42" HDTV. Man I love DVD quality bootlegs. Especially when I watch them for free. Those and some extra attention I got from my girl made it a goodnight. Writing the last post made me feel a whole lot better about the situation. Since then I've been sitting back chilling. It seems like ancient history. Me and my roomie had a brief convo. I didn't think it was needed because I have already put it out of thought. For me once I had my say on an issue and got it off my chest I'm through talking about it. This might sound fucked up but whatever the other person has to say about it really doesn't matter. For me I don't give a shit. Once I made up my mind about something, especially something so small and insignificant in hindsight, I could care a less if I was right, wrong or confused. Once I move on there's really nothing anyone can say to change my mind. If you're lying I can see it as clear as fucking day. If you're telling the truth it really doesn't matter either. Right or wrong I am right. Case closed.

Letting Go of the Past

Black by popular demand its the incredible Big Black Buddha.

With what I got going on in my life right now I have a lot to write about and little time and energy to do it. I'm in grad school full-time, have a beautiful girlfriend that I love and who loves me, a beautiful baby girl on the way and a positive outlook on life overall. For someone who use to be a sex addicted, weed headed, pessimistic not give a fuck about anything or anyone but himself I have a come a long way. But as much as someone changes and grows as a person you are always reminded of the past. Your past. The person you are now tends to be confronted by the person you used to be.

The other day I was about to jump on my facebook account but my roomie's account was still logged on. He makes a habit of this and I always got logoff than log my ass on. That's my brother and I love him to death but would it kill the nigga to logoff once in a while. Shit I don't smoke no more but I'm still a lazy bastard and I hate doing extra steps. Anyways on his news shit it says he's now friends with someone I use to mess with. We weren't exactly in a relationship and I couldn't and wouldn't say she was my girl. Not going to put her out there but for the two of us it was a shaky friendship with some moments of sexual activity. We don't talk now and that's for the best. I mean the reason why we basically went our separate ways was because of who I said I was before I got my shit together. I'll be the first to admit I'm no saint and I can be a handful. To this day I'm surprised I don't have as many death threats and attempted jumpings. Anyways back to facebook putting too much info on their news shit. For me it doesn't take a PhD to figure that my boy is probably trying to holla at her. I've known him for years and he knows me well and I know him very well. When it comes to the girl he's a squirrel trying to get a nut. Once upon a time I said the same thing about myself. Seeing her cell phone number on the missed calls list basically confirmed this for me.

Anybody who knows me knows how vindictive I can be when I feel crossed in a certain way. I don't care if you are a friend or foe when I feel you crossed the line I could give a fuck who you are. There are a lot of relatives and former pals of mine who can tell you some fucked up shit I've said and done to them. For me its not about going tit for tat. No, if you throw a rock at me I'm dropping a mountain on your head. You piss me off I'm going to rip you until you are a shaking, crying mess. That's how I always been. I let shit build up and then I explode. I've struggled in the past with expressing my emotions. Over the years I've gotten better at it but every once in a while I fall off the wagon and say some shit that leaves me with burned bridges or putting a lot of time into mending fences with the people in my life.

In this case when I learned about my boy my mind was already going into overdrive plotting. Before I did something that I knew would have regretted I talked to my girl and one of my best friends. After I gave them the scoop both of them were quick to ask me "Sooooooo?" Shit I'm a man with pride I felt disrespected. In my crazy logic I had to mess with my boy's world a little bit. I got no beef with the girl. It wasn't about her. It was about him doing what I feel was going behind my back talking to somebody I messed with. The two ladies were quick to point out that she wasn't my boo and that he's just doing him trying to get a nut. If I did react like a maniac than it would look like I still had feelings for her. That could be far from the truth. At the end of day people will say "Hoke is Hoke." Oh shit I think that's the first time I dropped my name on this shit. Anyway what that means is people tend to look at me as weird or crazy. They're right. My friends and family will tell me the same thing. Once they got to know me they see I'm real chill and cool in my own way. But sometimes I'm just a nigga that will do and say some real shit from time to time they don't understand. This I've learned can be frustrating and can drive them crazy but hey its all love for me and mad love I got for them at the end of the day. After much discussion with the both of them they were able to calm me down and open my eyes. Bottom line I can't be mad at him.

About a year ago he was talking to my girl and as much as I can justify it I took her from him or she took my ass depending on which one of us is telling the story. I never really had a sit down conversation with him about it because heart to heart conversations with other men makes me feel real weird and once again I have a hard time getting shit out. But I knew he was probably pissed and definitely didn't see it coming. Any man with self-pride would feel that way even if they deny it. But I can say he handled it with dignity and class and I love him and thank him for that. I mean he would have been justified in being pissed and raising hell like I was tempted to do when I found out about him talking to my former whatever. I don't know what to call the girl. Jumpoff and fuck buddy would sound like I was trying to diss her but that's not what this post about.

At the end of the day whatever they're talking about or doing with each other now is none of my business. I've moved on. I'm going take the advice my girl and friend and just do what I should have done when I first spotted it. Let it go, just move on. I'm doing me, he's doing, she's doing her. For me letting go was something that was next to impossible in the past. Its easier to hold on to a grudge, to hate someone who you think wronged you, or let something build inside you until it boils over and you snap. I don't want to be that guy anymore. Even though for quite a while being that guy was addictive.

I loved fucking different other people and going raw and cumming all up in them. I loved smoking marijuana until I passed out and waking up and smoking some more all day everyday. I loved drinking my ass off and waking up in the morning to a beer. I even liked being mad and making other people feel worse than me. It took me a while but I know I had to leave that shit behind as much as I wanted them. In the short run they made me feel good but in the long run they were killing me. I loved them all but I needed to let them go.

To Be Continued...

You Say Transgender, I Say Transformer

And when it's on we transform like Optimus Prime
- D.M.X.

D.M.X. was obviously rapping about something not having to deal with transgenders but the line fits perfectly for what I'm about to rant about.

Before I go in let me just come out and say I love everybody. Because I love everybody I hate everybody equally. I try to see good and bad i every race, gender, sexual preference, and religion. When I look at a picture I like to see all sides, views, and angles. I try to be open minded to the tenth power. Sometimes this gets me in trouble or the "What the fuck Buddha?!?!?!?" because I might take it too far or I might come out of left field with some real shit somebody wasn't expecting or ready to hear. No disrespect but oh well.

For decades homosexuality has been an unspoken or taboo life lived openly or secret for individuals who have been viewed as crazy, sick, blasphemous and down right fucked up to heterosexual society. People fear what they don't understand, hate what they can't change for their own sake, and deny what's here and isn't going anywhere. To me I feel everybody has the right to be and express who they really are. When it comes to people's sexual preference I simply remember a line I heard from rapper's Akinyele's classic oral sex anthem "Put It In Your Mouth":

what do ya choose to lick
pussy or dick?
people through out the world
man it's your pick

Nowadays homosexuality is still a taboo subject but its becoming more open and a part of mainstream culture. Some straight men see no problem wearing pink clothing, getting manicures, or taking a pinky up the ass from their girlfriends. Some are dropping the hetero and replacing it with the metro. Me, I'm still old school. A man who wears pink is a fag, gets manicures a fag, calls himself metrosexual a fag with unresolved issues with mommy and/or daddy. Hey I got nothing against what you do or how you live but be honest with your damn self and stop trying to group other heteros into your delicate category.

What has me disturbed these days is not homosexuals but transsexuals. Ten years ago these motherfuckers were not even on my radar. The reason being that medical science and plastic surgery specifically were not advanced enough to make a lot of them convincingly the gender they wanted to be. Nowadays they are getting really close and it has me scared shitless. These transformers (what I like to call them) are blending in with no trace. Back in the day you could look for a bulge if they were pre-op or an adam's apple. The adam's apple was a dead giveaway but now I'm hearing doctors can hide or remove it. The game is getting crazy man. I swear I've seen my dudes with some chicks that looked real suspect. I mean come on, I know times are rough out here for some niggas but these are some nasty foul looking chicks I wouldn't fuck if I was in a drunken stuper waiting for a slumpbuster to fall on my dick. I would tell them to go play detective to be sure there not fucking a man but I'm afraid what they might do if its true. I heard about some White guy who was married to an Asian woman for like 50 years. Dude finds out the woman was really a man and killed himself. That's some crazy shit right there. I'm glad I don't have to worry about that. I'm just concerned for my peoples. How can you know???

In my opinion, anybody who is transgender or has had a sex change operation should inform their partner about themselves if they're partner is a non-transgender individual. I think people who have STDs should inform their sex partners and people who have sex parts similar to their partner should give them the heads up. They deserve to know and if they can handle it good for ya'll and if not oh well time to move on. Quite frankly, the bigger the lie the bigger the shock when the other person finds out. Just pray they don't get too crazy on you or themselves when shit hits the fan.

To Be Continued...

Case of the Ex

Back in the day I used and abused and I have been used and abused. When it comes to being used and abused it always seem to happen when I would start messing with my ex-girls. No matter my intentions or the second chances it would always turn to shit.

It wasn't until someone gave me some useful advice on the subject. One of my co-workers told me about her former boss. Dude was a hard core playa. Once he had moved on from a relationship he never went back. He told her once that the reason why is because the problems that were there at the end of the relationship will still be there if you go back. That's some real shit right there. At this point in my life the only re-runs I want to see are the ones on T.V.

Men and women, in most cases the Ex should remain the Ex. The reasons the ex guy is not the next guy because he/she ain't shit. They're not on your level and in most cases will never know where you're coming from. They're imaginary playmates (Check that article out here) that tell you what you want to hear and show you what you want to see. The problem with the Ex is that people think that he/she is what they want at the moment but are rarely what they really need in the long run. That nigga don't know a woman's worth. That bitch doesn't know the definition of a man. All they're looking for is ass, cash, grass or sometimes all of the above.

The worst kind of Ex I call a SUCKER. They come and go out your life whenever they please. When they leave they hurt you on the way out and when they come back they're all "Oh my bad" or "I changed" or "I love you." The word love means as much to them as the word commitment. They'll say it to get what they want and when they do they'll go back to their old selves and you'll be stuck on stupid trying to figure out how you got duped again.

Going back to your Ex is sometimes a sign of not letting go of the past. Sometimes it shows how much you don't know about yourself and what you want. Sometimes its better to let go than to be let go. At least you can say you made one change for the better.

To Be Continued...

Why Are So Many Black Women Unmarried????

I came across this article online (Click Here) discussing why so many black women are unmarried. Quite frankly I don't know why the author waste her fucking time writing this article when this topic is so well known and discussed among our people. To make it more disturbing I believe its being reported by a woman who's not black (Ivy Farguheson???). Not trying to be a racist fuck but come on. That's like a white guy talking about why some black men are abandoning their responsibilities as fathers.

The common reasons that are to blame we all know:
1. More black men entering into interracial relationships than black women
2. More black women in college than black men
3. Increase in single mothers
4. Lack of a positive male influence in the household

Number 2 hits me the most because its the one I see the most on a daily basis seeing how I'm in college. We here a lot about the slutty shameful girls getting dogged out but we rarely here or give props to the women who go to school, work hard, and make something out of themselves. Its a shame that some of them remain unapproachable and unmarried. They can't even find a decent man to call a boyfriend most the time. Bottom line there's not that many dudes that are on their level. They're ahead of the curve. Maturity comes to them much earlier than men (I'm 25 and I'm just starting to come around). Who knows when the guys will catch up. By the time most men come around most women have given up on men altogether. Its getting a lot harder to keep the faith these days.

To me love has become overrated and misunderstood. Instead trying to find love people settle for lust and call it love. Some just use the word loosely so they can get the person they want to fuck loose. Ladies stop putting your lips on it if you know they're not going to put a ring on it.

To Be Continued...